Miss: “The Happening” (2008)
M. Night Shyamalan fell off his auteur wagon long ago (“Lady in the Water”… really?), but not even Wahlberg’s unintentionally hilarious, barely sentient performance could save this head-shakingly bad “horror” film. As Philly high school teacher Elliot Moore, Wahlberg channels the vocal inflections of a 13-year-old girl, has a conversation with a plant and runs away from the wind. Yeah. The wind.