Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian
After 72 days of reality show-sponsored wedded bliss (that's practically a lifetime in human years), Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are reportedly calling it quits. The news, of course, was relayed to the universe via a Ryan Seacrest tweet: "Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her." We'll miss you, Humphdashian.