Whoopi Goldberg hit buddy cop rock bottom—nay, motion picture rock bottom—when she was paired with a wise-crackin', Converse-wearin', English-speakin' T-Rex in this crapfest that defies human comprehension. (Guess everybody's gotta pay the rent.) Only claim to fame: "Theodore Rex" was the most expensive straight to video release of its time. Rent it. Watch it. Destroy it. The world will be a better place.